From Letters to Henry David Thoreau's Literary Agent
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- Walden; or,
Life in the Woods (rethink title?) seems to us the kind of book
most enjoyably read in the forest, but because the scarcity of electrical
outlets in the forest will preclude robust e-book sales, I’m afraid we
must decline at this time.
- In
our judgment, Mr. Thurrow [sic] has fabricated a great portion of his
text. The battle of the ants, for example, is obviously heavily embellished.
In characters like the cheerful woodchopper, too, Mr. Thurrow draws mere
caricatures and stretches plausibility to the breaking point suggesting
that all these Simple Folk were conveniently at hand to help him
illustrate his arguments. We cannot afford the scandal of yet another
debunked memoir, so we’re going to pass at this time.
- Mr.
Thoreau’s opening chapter “Economy” is overlong and fails to provide any
fresh insights concerning the present downturn.
- It’s
our understanding that Mr. Thoreau does not use e-mail. We can’t devote
the excessive time required for dealing with an author who does not have a
gmail or at least a yahoo account.
- The
author’s philosophical tangents are distracting and hard to follow. What
we want to know is: Were there bears in the woods? Did he ever fall
through the ice or fall on his hatchet? Did he chew hallucinogenic
mushrooms? Was there homoerotic tension with the woodchopper? Etc.
- His
poetry seems self-indulgent and out of place and will alienate nonfiction
readers.
- I
really liked his bits of poetry. Would Mr. Thoreau consider foregoing his
preachments and collecting his verse instead? Something along the lines of
Chicken Soup for the Rustic Outdoorsman’s
Soul?
- What
did Mr. Thoreau eat in his cabin in the woods? To whom did he pray? Who
did he love? If he were to restructure his book around these concerns, we
might reconsider.
- Hello,
I am Ms. M_____’s assistant and I have enjoyed it has been my pleasure to
read [sic] this ms. I decided in the end however that the author tells too
much instead of showing. When he does show, he starts to get carried away
in long descriptions about trees, chickadees, and skunk cabbages. Did he
ever think about attending an MFA program? I had some very admirable
teachers in mine and now thanks to those skills and an incomparable
network I am in publishing!
- It
is very unlikely that any readers in our social media age will identify
with a narrator so passionately extolling solitude.
- The
author needs to decide what kind of book he is writing. As far as I can
tell, his current text is a muddled conglomeration of political tract,
cultural polemic, memoir, nature article, self‑help manual, and fairy
tale. Obviously, that is far too many things to ask of one single book and
consequently this manuscript feels bloated and incoherent.
- He
goes overboard with his references to history and religion — these are way
too numerous and needlessly arcane (the Colossi of Memnon? Twelve Labors
of Hercules? Hygeia?). It’s a poor stylistic choice, also, to imitate a
bullfrog by writing, “tr-r-r-oonk, tr-r-r-oonk, tr-r-r-oonk.”
- It
has come to our attention that the author’s prior book, A Week on the Concord and Merrimack
Rivers, sold fewer than 300 copies. This is a less than desirable
track record (to put it mildly) and, we believe, reflects upon the
overall problems in his work: a crabby voice, a provincial subject
matter, and of course, given his lack of platform beyond the community
lecture circuit, the great unlikeliness of strong sales. Has Mr. Thoreau
considered blogging?
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